I have a habit of making predictions. I’m very often right. This time, fortunately, I was wrong. Didn’t die in 2018. “More’s the pity,” some will say. Can’t say that I blame you.
I mostly don’t like Scandinavian automotive things like Volvos and Saabs. But I do like — no, make that love — Koni shock absorbers. Unlike everything else Swedish or Norwegian or Finnish, they’re bright red. And they’re the very best in the whole world of shock absorbers. Go ahead and get some.
They tease, but they want to charge you money to get a hard copy of your own stuff. This time they want in the neighborhood of $200. I do like what their soulless algorithm has assembled this time. I also like that they showed me, screen by screen, nearly 40 percent of what they’re trying to sell me. Equally, I am interested that my “Most Liked Pictures” include but don’t feature politics and focus more on real life. Dogs, cats, my daughter, my wife, and even an apple pie. A goodly sample of my own books as well. Representative excerpts of my humor too. More self-deprecating than many of my critics might expect. So please enjoy the 130+ pages I’ve absconded with, and don’t tell anybody what I did.
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